Baby Blame, Hugs, & MK

Baby Blame One benefit to having a child that I didn’t foresee is the ability to blame everything on them. I must confess that Beckett has already been my scapegoat several times in his short 7 1/2 weeks of life. Babies get parents out of:   social gatherings: “I really wish we could stay for your Gilligan’s Island themed barbeque, but the baby can’t really be around that many people yet. Germs. Scary stuff.”   daily hygiene: “Why yes, these are the same leggings. They’re on day 15 and still going strong!”   accidental or intentional flatulence: “Poor baby just has so much gas…”   favors: “Helping you address all…