Waitin on Bae

You know what’s more fun than being full term with your third baby in the middle of August in Texas? Everything. Everything is more fun. A lady passed me in the store yesterday and did a double take. “WHOA!!” she yells. “You must be due ANY SECOND.” a) I am, yes. Thank you for making me feel beautiful and not at all like a terrifying mammoth of a human and b) At least I’m having a baby. What’s in your belly? Just kidding. That’s tacky. But really. SO IS WHAT PEOPLE SAY TO A FULL TERM PREGNANT WOMAN. What. in. the. heck. It’s like the general public sees a fully expanded…