K Lew’s Worms & B-I-N-G-O

I’ve been silently bemoaning the fact that nothing horribly awkward has happened the past few weeks. We don’t usually go very long between embarrassing moments, but it’s been almost a month with nothing to report. Of course we had the Costco incident – not the one where Beckett forever traumatized some impressionable elementary school girls with his diaper blowout (the kind where you wish you wouldn’t have put him in shorts, but maybe pants with an elastic band at the ankles to catch any shrapnel) – but another one: Lady (smiling and looking at Beckett): Look at those hamster feet!Taylor (loud enough for lady to hear): HAMSTER FEET?!Me (whispering quickly):…