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    Cold Stone, "Massage" Chairs, & Prepared Childbirth

    Cold Stone With my current job at Unemployment Inc., I have ample time to hang out anytime anyone wants (seriously…anytime). I also have time to help out friends when they need me. Last week I got to watch 66.6% of my friend Megan’s kids while her husband took the other 33.3% to the doctor. She just had twins, so I got to play with one of the 11-week old twins and her 18ish month old son. Her husband brought back some tulips and a Cold Stone Creamery gift card to say “thanks”. Very thoughtful, right?! If you ever wonder how long it takes Taylor and I to spend a gift…

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    The End, Nursery Project, & The Wreck

    The end as we know it In case you haven’t heard, the world is ending on Saturday. In honor of this momentous occasion, I thought I’d post one last time. I’d suggest listening to the Fleet Foxes Pandora station while you read this, only because that’s what I’m listening to as I write it. Let’s make our last few days as sentimental as possible. By the way, as I researched why May 21, 2011 is the end of the world, I found this: On May 21st, 1988, God finished using the churches and congregations of the world. The Spirit of God left all churches and Satan, the man of sin,…

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    Bonus Symptoms, Categories, & the Name!

    Pregnancy 101: Symptoms There are so many things people don’t tell you about being pregnant. Sure, you hear about cravings and back aches, but I guarantee you haven’t heard of the million little ways carrying a baby blows up your body. Brenna the Schartz came to visit one day and we attempted to compile a list of random stuff that I want to document for future reference, if for no other reason than to laugh. If this were a “women’s only” channel, it would be much more exciting, but you can just ask me for the juicy details in person. General lack of oxygen Overall discomfort while sitting, standing, or…