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    Hands, Desensitization, & Butt Brush

    Fried Hand Here are few reasons why you should not fry your hand:1. It hurts pretty bad.2. People in Dallas gasp at the extreme flesh wound and wonder when the plastic surgery is scheduled for.3. It doesn’t actually add any flavor to the chicken wings. It’s actually almost healed now, but the past several weeks have been 3 parts: “Man, that hurt but it’s not too bad”, “I think I have gangrene,” and “Crap – that scar is pretty permanent.” Desensitization Switching gears, I read an article a long time ago about how Generation Y (born early 80’s to 1994) is desensitized to tragedy because of how saturated our entire…

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    FBI, Grammar, & F1rst

    Silly FBI The FBI did something hilarious today. They released a photo of what an “aged” Bin Laden might look like, but the photoshop guy used a picture he found on the internet as the base of his drawing. The picture he happened to grab was a Spanish politician’s campaign photo. This is what the FBI said about it: “When producing age-progressed photographs, forensic artists typically select features from a database of stock reference photographs to create the new image…it appears that in this instance the forensic artist was unable to find suitable features among the reference photographs and obtained those features, in part, from a photograph he found on…

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    Anniversary, 24-hour glue, & Atheists

    Sunday was Taylor and my 1st year anniversary. Marital bliss. Due to unforeseeable circumstances, however, I spent the majority of our anniversary with my family in KS, but this is what was waiting when I got home from the airport at 9:30pm that night: A bottle of delicious Riesling, a James Avery ring, flowers, and best of all – handmade chocolate covered strawberries. He knows that my bedtime doesn’t budge for anything, so he made something simple and sweet. I was able to go to bed at my normal time. He’s a keeper. After a year of marriage, a lot of terrible new-cook dinners (side note – Taylor found part…